uncoke:

imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.

(Source: hesitence, via happiest)

omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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(via happiest)

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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(Source: psiinoiic, via oknope)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via iradicate)